The Raymond
Description:
Say hello to The Raymond — the Chollie Cap that’s equal parts Wall Street hustle and backyard muscle. Inspired by Ray….. or was it Greg…..can’t be sure. The hedge fund hero who crunches numbers by day, crushes wings by night, and somehow finds time to haul a used ATV home at 3am off Facebook Marketplace like it’s totally normal (because for him, it is).
This cap is for the guy who can close a million-dollar deal, shotgun a craft beer, and still show up with a perfectly grilled tray of wings — all before noon. Dependable? Absolutely. Honest? Always. Down for a spontaneous road trip to pick up a snowmobile he definitely doesn’t need? Without a doubt.
The Raymond fits like a handshake and wears like a weekend — whether you’re sealing deals, flipping burgers, or testing out your latest Marketplace treasure.
Features:
- Business-class in the front, tailgate party in the back
- Sweat-proof for high-stakes grilling sessions
- Marketplace haul-ready — wear it to meet strangers in gas station parking lots
- Guaranteed to improve wing-flipping accuracy by at least 15%
Put on The Raymond — because adulting doesn’t have to be boring.